Sure, we could be writing right now about some great project idea meant to inspire and motivate you into starting your next organization project. We could, but we're not going to because......
We are down to the last few weeks before Labor Day weekend people! The official end of summer. We say go out and enjoy it!
Have some friends over for a barbecue and relax. We'll even provide you with some closet humour to amuse your guests with. Who doesn't love a good closet joke? You'll be the hit of the party (well, maybe) and when your done relaxing you'll be refreshed and ready to tackle your next organization project.
Joke #1:
Chuck Norris doesn't check his closet for the bogeyman. The bogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Joke #2:
What do you call a skeleton in a closet?
The winner of last year's game of hide and seek.
Joke #3:
Any closet is a walk-in closet if you try hard enough.
Joke #4:
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had
shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets
from each other except that the little old woman had a shoebox in the top of her
closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about. For
all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little
old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover. In trying to
sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoebox and took it to
his wife's bedside. She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in
the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money
totaling $25,000.
He asked her about the contents. "When we were to be
married," she said, "my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was
to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just
keep quiet and crochet a doll."
The little old man was so moved; he had
to fight back tears. Only two precious dolls were in the box. She had only been
angry with him two times in all those years of living and loving.
He
almost burst with happiness. "Honey," he said, "that explains the doll, but what
about all of this money? Where did it come from?"
"Oh," she said,
"that's the money I made from selling the dolls."
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